so I wonder what it's like for their kids
- Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
- Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
- Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
- Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
- Peeta: ALSO
- Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
- Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
- Daughter: Dad why are you even-
- Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
- Me: omfg send help I'm dying
- Them: what?!
- Me: i can't even omg
- Them: you can't even what?
- Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
- Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
- Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
- Them: .....what is that
- Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
- Them: ....riIiiiight
- Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
- Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
- Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
- Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
- Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
- Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
- Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
- Them: .....
- Me: literally dead omfg
- Them:
- Me: SOBBING
- fanfic: *passionate kissing*
- me: omg they gonna have sex
- fanfic: *they go to the bed*
- me: omg this is it
- fanfic: THE NEXT MORNING
- me: ...
trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog
(Source: ironmalik)
- Finn: *tries to dance*
- Effie Trinket: That is MAHOGANY!!!
That awkward moment
when you ask your long time girlfriend to drop her childhood dreams so you can go into business with a guy who has a mohawk.
And that same girlfriend isn’t entirely sure what you’ll do in New York.
And you can’t pull a storm-off quite like said girlfriend.
Yeah, Finchel. You’re the outstanding ship of this show.
Right behind Figgins and Will.
stalker!Gron at its finest… also “where you lead, I will follow”.
Remember when?
(Source: theplushbear)
